Talking rocks
Meep Rocks
Sentient rocks whose entire vocabulary is one word: “meep.”
ConfirmedMeep Rocks only ever say “meep.” Context, tone and the length of the pause do the rest. Onobo claims to be fluent. Zamfyr claims Onobo is making it up.
Whether Meep Rocks are ancient philosophers, ordinary minerals with opinions, or something stranger remains one of the universe's smaller, louder mysteries.